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  • #61
    The Cherokee believe that he is just looking for his lost love...

    The Call of the Owl

    Long ago in the Red Indian tribe of the Cherokees there was a widow who had a very beautiful daughter. When the girl was old enough to marry, her mother took her aside.

    "It's time, my child, to find yourself a husband," she said. "Your father was a famous hunter. Only another man like him is good enough for you."

    Her daughter agreed, but she was a difficult, temperamental girl, and none of the young men of the tribe pleased her. One was too small, another too ugly, a third too poor and a fourth too simple. But one day a very handsome young man appeared at the widow's wigwam. She had never seen him before."

    "I am U-gu-ku," he said. "I would like to marry your daughter. I've always wanted a wife as beautiful as her."

    "My daughter," replied the woman, "must marry a good hunter, so she never goes hungry. My husband was a famous hunter, and we always had plenty of meat."

    "I'm a very good hunter," answered U-gu-ku."

    He was a pleasant young man, and so the widow called her daughter.

    "This is U-gu-ku," she told her. "He wants to marry you."

    The girl liked the look of the young man, and so the marriage took place.

    Next day the widow went to her new son-in-law.

    "There's no more meat in the house," she said.

    "Don't, worry, mother of my wife," replied U-gu-ku. "I'll go hunting." And off he went. But when he came back, all he had were three paltry little fish.

    "I'm sorry," said U-gu-ku. "I had no luck hunting today, so I decided to go fishing. I've brought you three fish. No doubt I'll have better luck tomorrow."

    Their supper that evening was not very lavish. But worse was to come, for the next day all that U-gu-ku brought back from the hunt were three lizards.

    "It's as if there's a curse on me," said U-gu-ku sadly. "But don't worry. Tomorrow you'll have meat."

    On the third day U-gu-ku returned very tired from the hunt, and handed the widow three scrawny little bits of meat that the other hunters had left behind. His wife and mother-in-law could not understand it. They began to wonder if U-gu-ku could be trusted.

    "He told me he was a good hunter," said the widow, "but he has hardly killed a thing. Don't you think you should follow him secretly and see what he's doing?"

    The girl agreed, and on the fourth day of her marriage she followed her husband into the forest, hiding behind the trees. WHen they came to the river, to her surprise and horror, U-gu-ku turned into an owl.

    "U-gu-ku - oooooooo - ooooooo," he cried, flying up into the air and out over the river. Then suddenly, he swooped down to the water and seized a little crayfish.

    The young woman was horrified to think she had an owl as a husband. She ran back home as fast as she could, weeping as if her heart would break.

    That evening, when U-gu-ku returned, the crayfish was all he had. "Is that all you caught?" asked the wife.

    "An owl stole the rest from me," he replied.

    "But you're the owl!" cried the young woman furiously. "You've lied to me, you've tricked me, and what's more you're a dreadfully bad hunter!"

    "No, I'm not," protested U-gu-ku. "I may be a bad hunter for a man, but for an owl I'm a very good one."

    "Get out of my sight!" shouted his wife. "I never want to see you again."

    So the owl flew away into the forest, cryihng and hooting dolefully. He was terribly unhappy, for he loved his wife with all his heart.

    "U-gu-ku - oooooo - oooooo - oooooo," went the sorrowful voice, as U-gu-ku mourned his loss. And every night since then, the owl's lament has been heard, as he sings of his lost love.
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    • #62
      holy shit
      Originally posted by TLS2000
      They cleaned my thing out
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      • #63
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        • #64
          The owl just wants some lovin' Kyle.
          Originally posted by TLS2000
          It's all fun and games, until someone gets skull fucked.


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          • #65
            Kyle's playing hard to get!

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            • #66
              Pooners, that there is some serious stuff! But very cool
              Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

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              • #67
                too much to read

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by HotG6GTP
                  too much to read
                  You only had a 63.9 percent chance too...




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                  • #69
                    Shoot It?

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                    • #70
                      Just ignore it....or shoot it I guess....owls kick ass though.
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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by HotG6GTP
                        too much to read
                        Nail, hammer, head.
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                        • #72
                          do me a favor, go up to that fucker and ask him about tootsie pops. see if he really does that shit. :smoke:

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                          • #73
                            ^^^^^^

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                            • #74
                              ^^ ha! Tell him...a one....a two....a three.....BOOM....and blast that mofo's silly face off....then say "three"

                              hehe
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                              • #75
                                i say catch the fucking thing and go into someones car and let it go in there then close the door... and record what they do n post it up on here... or to the house... i would laugh and die laughing if u did
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