I was just throwing away trash in the dumpster near my house and I turned around to see this:
This thing scared the fucking HELL out of me!! I've never actually seen an owl in person before, as I'm sure many people have not... let me tell you something.... they are not like birds... they are FUCKING HUGE!! I am fucking shaking right now This damn thing was like 10 feet from my skull!!! I ran inside yelling "are you fucking kidding me?!?! a fucking OWL!?!?!" over and over. Fuck man, I forgot there even were OWLs! Geez!
Oh, and I'm pretty sure owls cause cancer.
This thing scared the fucking HELL out of me!! I've never actually seen an owl in person before, as I'm sure many people have not... let me tell you something.... they are not like birds... they are FUCKING HUGE!! I am fucking shaking right now This damn thing was like 10 feet from my skull!!! I ran inside yelling "are you fucking kidding me?!?! a fucking OWL!?!?!" over and over. Fuck man, I forgot there even were OWLs! Geez!
Oh, and I'm pretty sure owls cause cancer.
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