Re: Official G6 War Story kills thread
I killed a ricedout civic over the weekend....
I saw the douche pulling up fast in my rearview mirror... we pull up to a red lgiht.... I automatically knew he wanted some... he was telling his comrades something cause I could see 3 asian dudes giggling like school girls... I wasn't so sure the wife was gonna aprove so I hessitated a bit... I was like F it ill deal with her nagging later and gunned it... from the take off he had me by a fender because of my hesitation but soon after I was gone... once I had distanced myself a bit I let off expecting him to pull up so I could see their dumb faces, but instead they let off as well... I kept going even slower so they could catch up but they did the same... I was like whatever...
Sure enough a few mins later here he come with his infamous ricer flyby... I saw him in the rear view pulling up, but this time I just ignored them... as soon a s he did his fly by... I saw his hazards flash... So I flashed my HL's like saying FU rice pattie!!! so he flashes his hazards again... I just chuckled at that point....
No nagging from the wife afterwards....
Oh and yesterday some douchecanoe in a malibu max was doing the same thing the ricer was pulling up hauling ass.... so the wife says what kind of ghey looking car is that??? (no offense BU owners... she doesn't know any better) I was like I dont know lets check... we didn't catch a light instead I was behind him so the light turns green and he guns it... I stuck to him like stink on sh*t and was slowly passing him up once i did my limiter kicks in!!! luckily the douche let off an made a turn... IDK what he had but I gave him a run for his money... my best guess 3.5... had I known it was an SS I would have STILL F'ed with it...
BTW... I DON'T CONDONE STREET RACING BUT SOME DOUCHES BRING IT OUT OF ME!!!
I killed a ricedout civic over the weekend....
I saw the douche pulling up fast in my rearview mirror... we pull up to a red lgiht.... I automatically knew he wanted some... he was telling his comrades something cause I could see 3 asian dudes giggling like school girls... I wasn't so sure the wife was gonna aprove so I hessitated a bit... I was like F it ill deal with her nagging later and gunned it... from the take off he had me by a fender because of my hesitation but soon after I was gone... once I had distanced myself a bit I let off expecting him to pull up so I could see their dumb faces, but instead they let off as well... I kept going even slower so they could catch up but they did the same... I was like whatever...
Sure enough a few mins later here he come with his infamous ricer flyby... I saw him in the rear view pulling up, but this time I just ignored them... as soon a s he did his fly by... I saw his hazards flash... So I flashed my HL's like saying FU rice pattie!!! so he flashes his hazards again... I just chuckled at that point....
No nagging from the wife afterwards....
Oh and yesterday some douchecanoe in a malibu max was doing the same thing the ricer was pulling up hauling ass.... so the wife says what kind of ghey looking car is that??? (no offense BU owners... she doesn't know any better) I was like I dont know lets check... we didn't catch a light instead I was behind him so the light turns green and he guns it... I stuck to him like stink on sh*t and was slowly passing him up once i did my limiter kicks in!!! luckily the douche let off an made a turn... IDK what he had but I gave him a run for his money... my best guess 3.5... had I known it was an SS I would have STILL F'ed with it...
BTW... I DON'T CONDONE STREET RACING BUT SOME DOUCHES BRING IT OUT OF ME!!!
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